OK, all you parody experts: win or lose on the chubby checker?

http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/14/chubby-checker-lawsuit-penis-measuring-app-hp-hewlett-packard-palm/

As always, "A-h-h-h Florida"

http://abovethelaw.com/2013/02/florida-im-still-tired-of-these-motherfkin-snakes-in-this-motherfkin-state/#more-223283

Not that I am to-o-o-o cynical, but might this have been planned?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-prosthetic-eye-falls-during-trial-judge-declares-222913099.html

On sabbatical, but could not let this go by - why I love FL #6012

http://news.yahoo.com/dj-trial-lawyer-alleged-honey-trap-dui-120426139--abc-news-topstories.html

Someone else has a sense of humor about the dog sniff cases

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/10/dog-day-at-the-supreme-court/#more-203010

And we continue with the "you can't make this stuff up" files

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/10/18/v-print/3872420/lawsuit-employee-rift-led-to-kc.html


PS - if you're on the jury: what is the extent of the damages? on what theory?

From the "you can't make this stuff up" files:

Several court and legal related programs were criticized this week in one Republican senator's annual "Wastebook," which chronicles the top 100 projects that voters might consider a waste of tax dollars. Senator Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) singled out a Michigan program that was literally "flushing down taxpayer dollars," when Michigan used $10,000 from the Department of Transportation for 400 talking urinal cakes to fight drunk driving, the report said.

For the male Michiganders, one of the messages, read by a female voice, says: "Listen up. That’s right! I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor. Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget. Wash your hands."

And you still wonder why I make fun of Florida . . .

http://news.yahoo.com/man-dies-live-roach-eating-contest-fla-215822212.html

Palsgraf will live forever . . .

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/09/28/TraynomDismiss_12.pdf

New tool for comparing law schools

http://www.nerdwallet.com/education/compareschools/law/

Once again, everything counts . . .

See, they really ARE arguing about font size!

http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202570758746&In_voter_ID_case_how_big_is_the_letter_of_the_law

The only reason I don't grade like this is I don't know if top or bottom is "A"

http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/12/a_guide_to_grad.html

Where do I begin????

http://cdn.abovethelaw.com/uploads/2012/09/Smoot-response.pdf

Touche!

http://www.tnr.com/article/magazine/books-and-arts/106441/scalia-garner-reading-the-law-textual-originalism?page=0,0

Can't wait to see the actual documents

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/lindsay-lohan-lawyers-plagiarized-lawsuit-documents-pit-bull-people-article-1.1137162

The facts are fun, but what do you think of the actual issue pleading in the 3 counts?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/102847205/Peters-v-Easter-Complaint

See, I wasn't kidding: grammar matters

http://blogs.hbr.org/cs/2012/07/i_wont_hire_people_who_use_poo.html

For those of you who laugh when I question your FB pics:

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/07/so-you-want-to-be-a-supreme-court-justice-dont-sniff-glue/#more-176665

And for today's exercise in New York sections 50 and 51 . . .

http://www.scribd.com/doc/99811215/Edme-v-Internet-Brands-et-al-Complaint

When, o when, will drafting for pr die??

The judge's sensible order in the Lance Armstrong suit:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/sports/20120709armstrongsuit/Armstrong_order.pdf

and the suit from Scribd (Play find the factual basis for a cause of action in it!) :

http://www.scribd.com/doc/99603350/Armstrong-v-USADA-Complaint