Okay, it is Cosmo; but notice number 3:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/career/advice/a39774/things-i-wish-i-knew-before-i-became-a-lawyer/

Maybe I SHOULD go be a first-year associate!

http://abovethelaw.com/2015/04/nationwide-pay-raise-watch-who-pays-a-starting-salary-of-200000-williams-connolly/

I am not certain I have a comment:

http://arrestedatcoachella.com/

a website to assist you this weekend?

This needs no comment:

Sometimes, I almost miss practicing law in Florida:

http://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2015/03/04/police-fort-myers-bokeelia-law-firm/24398177/

Sometimes even prosecutors write well:

http://www.courthousenews.com/2015/03/05/Silver%20Motion%20Response.pdf

And how's this for statutory construction?

This is the "grouper" case - how can there be such disparate readings of the statute? what does it teach you about argumentation?

http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/14pdf/13-7451_m64o.pdf

How's this for statutory construction:

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2015/02/utah-court-says-woman-can-sue-herself.html

Remember Glas?

http://news.yahoo.com/oregon-judge-upskirt-photos-teen-store-not-illegal-193507250.html;_ylt=AwrTWf1nl9VUuQ4ABw7QtDMD

And you still wonder why I make fun of Florida!

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2015/02/02/florida_teenagers_can_sext_with_legal_impunity_thanks_to_stupid_legislature.html

This is why you go to law school!

http://www.dorfonlaw.org/2014/12/an-ebola-based-constitutional-law-exam.html

And, sometimes, lawyers should just keep their mouths shut . . .

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/florida-states-fisher-relieved-winston-ruling-185502940--ncaaf.html

hum-m-m-m

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1222-bill-cosby-cnn-tmz-document.pdf

Even though it is David Boies, are you frightened?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/250124033/Sony-Letter-to-Re-code

Ah, vanity! Take this as a lesson:

http://nypost.com/2014/11/05/tourist-plunges-to-her-death-while-taking-selfie/

Once again, it is who you know:

http://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/scotus/

And you wonder why I make fun of my old state:

We waste a lot of judicial time:

http://www.courthousenews.com/2014/12/04/chimp.pdf

O, Florida, I love you so . . .

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/04/for-profit-college-strippers-fasttrain_n_6270712.html?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000056

As you prepare to file your law school applications . . .

Remember to make contacts - it really is who you know:

http://qz.com/299923/why-job-referrals-matter/